Extraterrestres paternalistas

O jornal humorístico The Onion publicou uma notícia a dizer que a NASA tinha recebido uma mensagem de extraterrestres, mas que esses extraterrestres são demasiado paternalistas e arrogantes 😛

Alguns trechos da suposta notícia:

“(…) The extraterrestrials explained they had intercepted NASA’s transmission using their “far superior technology,” because they did not want to “wait the intervening billions of years to receive a simple message from a species working within the laughable constraints of the speed of light.”
“We were extremely excited to have made contact with this highly advanced form of life, but it quickly became clear they’re pretty big jerks,” said NASA scientist Raymond Morrison (…)
“After telling us they hadn’t exactly been holding their breath waiting for us to figure out how to make contact with our ‘charmingly simplistic devices,’ they informed us they had studied our planet millennia ago but decided it was ‘too hopelessly primitive to be worthwhile.'”
(…) Scientists had not expected an extraterrestrial species to be so dismissive of virtually every aspect of human life. (…)
(…) The message then goes on to openly mock humans’ “pathetically short life spans.” (…)”

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